In a nutshell, CES is a pit of 150,000 people crammed into Las Vegas' Convention Center for a week of adoration and promotion of virtually every advancement in modern technology
You've got your basics: Bad food. Strange lightingWay too many lanyards.
One thing is for sure, though: This is a terrible place to do drugs
We sent our own gonzo journalist out into the chaos. This is what he came back with.
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